Jaime: Hello, Jarvis Braun! Thanks so much for agreeing to speak with me, but I only have a few minutes, though, before I need to interview someone more important. Are you going to get all high up on your grammar horse as an editor and edit this interview, Jarvis?
Jarvis: No, but my name is Jordan, not Jarvis. Jordan Brown.
Jaime: AHA! That makes more sense, I wondered why you weren't on the faculty list. GUYS READ: THE SPORTS PAGES is out, edited by you, "Jordan Brown," and Jon Scieszka. Eating is sometimes a sport. Would you rather eat a tablespoon (no chaser allowed) of the hottest chili pepper powder known to man OR a tablespoon of Jon Scieszka's tears (100% sadness tears)?
Jaime: Not surprising, really, when you're that old, most of your nerves are dead. What is your favorite working snack?